"Walk softly, but carry a big stick." -Teddy Roosevelt; John McCain on Humanitarian efforts that don't threat National Security.
"I ain't going out like that. They say you can't carry knifes on planes now? I'ma bring a stick next time, yo. I'ma tell you like this. Someone try to hijack a plane, and I'ma about to catch multiple bumps, kid. HARD WOOD. You know that hard wood they make fancy chairs out of? I'ma go to Macy's furniture department,... I'ma take the leg off one of them expensive chairs, right? And I'ma fly anywhere... and watch. Some motherf--ker even say some shit to me, son, cat's is catching BUMPS kid, everyone in my AISLE, yo." -Danny Hoch, Corner talk, September.